February 2012
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Threesome Confirmed.
I think on one reads my stories but I feel good writing these so here you go.
Remember creepy early morning guy? From this story.
Well, guess what? I think my second theory is confirmed. Let me elaborate. I was craving some iced tea, and the vending machine is down at the Residential hall lounge. So I went there. First you need to know that in the hall that I live in most of the people are...
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A moan.
I went to the cafeteria to buy some food and I walked back to my Hall. When I was walking buy I see these two guys walking towards me (they where going to the cafe I guess). And I know the acknowledged my presence because I heard whispering. And when were next to each other one of the guys moaned. Simple moaned. A very sexual moan.
It was very weird. I of course thought “Was that for me?...
It's like they are beging me to hate them.
Fucking assholes.
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
