January 2012
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I am really hoping for a Kardashian meltdown next...
That would be quality television.
December 2011
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
my sister really, really hates when Christmas...
victoryjobs:
so today after I bought her a gift card for her and her husband to her favorite restaurant, I wrapped the box it came in
put it in another box stuffed with tissue paper
wrapped that box
put that box in a bigger box
taped that box shut
wrapped the big box
wrapped it again in tissue paper
put it in a bag filled with tissue paper
and put a bow on it
merry...
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
natibelmania:
When your teachers extends a due date
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It's freaking cold right now, and I felts...
I am scared. It was huge.
Imagine if someone came up to you in the street...
I’d be like:
and then:
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new...
liftupyourvoice397:
rainbowpoptart:
suave-mikey:
love-mara:
b0yznotboys:
iliketiffanyy:
ev4nescent:
boxmans-girlfriend:
part-the-red-sea:
fenixorden:
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR AGES
OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD XD WHAT IS AIR?
omgg
LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO OMGGG HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA LOLOLOLOL ROFLROFLROFLROFLOFLS LOLOLOL
KHJKDLSFJDSKLFJFDKG;KMLFSGJDS I CANNOT BREATHE
...
I am leaving once again internet.
I will miss you.
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So I went to the bookstore
And the book was gone. I need to know who is reading it. I want to stalk them.
I am hoping it’s some nerdy sexy guy, but probs is the person is a 12 year old girl…
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I Need The Necromancer ASAP
I just finished reading The Sorceress from the epic book saga “The Secret Life of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel” by Micahel Scott. It’s 4:01 am and I NEED the next book! I need it. So my plan is to get some sleep and go to the book store first thing in the morning, hoping they have it (last time I went there they had it). I need something to read in New years eve!
This book saga...
When you try to make a joke, but nobody thinks...
They are all like:
& I’m just like:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Maybe next year I will find love.
Or a very good book series that will replace that shit.
Now that I Think about it, 30 Rock starts again next years and Shameless too. So screw love, I got my tv shows, movies and books.